Die Heretic

I think I’ve been pretty serious lately, but having a good laugh is so necessary to be human especially when one can laugh at themselves (I think crying is good too but I’m sticking with some merry-ness for now). Thanks Jason Clark for this:

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said “Stop! Don’t do it!”
“Why shouldn’t I?” he said.
I said, “Well, there’s so much to live for!”
“Like what?”
“Well … are you religious or atheist?”
“Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?”
“Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?”
“Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?”
“Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?”
“Baptist Church of God.”
“Me too! Are you Original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of
“Reformed Baptist Church of God.”
“Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed
Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?”
“Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!”
To which I said, “Die, you heretic scumbag!” and pushed him off.


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5 Responses to Die Heretic

  1. sadtosee says:

    If God has the same idea as Jason, I am sure this God is the not the one I would to follow

  2. alwyn says:

    haha! you mean the same idea as represented in the *joke*, right? 🙂

    i too think sometimes we Christians are too sensitive about who’s “in” and who’s “out”…

  3. skyhover says:

    Agree !!! 100% agree with alwyn

  4. SimianD says:

    Hahaha.. There’s something similar in Max Lucado’s ‘A Gentle Thunder’ I think, though original source probably somewhere else…

    Two Christians meet, but in this case the break-off point is the material used to make the pulpit. One wood, one fiberglass. 😉

  5. jaxxxon says:

    this is an emo phillips joke. fantastic comedian. seeing him in a month.

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