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Theology Joke

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13 06 2007

Thanks Maggi for this, I told myself when I read it, I MUST re-post it up … speak Lord, we are listening (or are we?).

And Jesus said unto them, “And whom do you say that I am?”

They replied,

“You are the totaliter aliter, the vestigious trinitatum who speaks to us in the modality of Christo-monism.”

” You are the impossible possibility who brings to us, your children of light and children of darkness, the overwhelming roughness’ in the midst of our fraught condition of estrangement and brokenness in the contiguity and existential anxieties of our ontological relationships.

“You are he who heals our ambiguities and overcomes the split of angst and existential estrangement; you are he who speaks of the theonomous viewpoint of the analogia entis, the analogy of our being and the ground of all possibilities.

“You are my Oppressed One, my soul’s shalom, the One who was, who is, and who shall be, who has never left us alone in the struggle, the event of liberation in the lives of the oppressed struggling for freedom, and whose blackness is both literal and symbolic.”

And Jesus replied, “Huh?”

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Date : 13 June 2007
Categories : Meditation, Theology

6 responses to “Theology Joke”

13 06 2007: Bob K (18:30:55) :

ROFL
13 06 2007: engswee (20:01:14) :

good one to end my working day!
13 06 2007: alwyn (21:41:09) :

awesome…
14 06 2007: Paul Long (04:37:13) :

LOL! Very nice one!!
16 06 2007: enilit (11:28:16) :

LOL!
6 07 2007: Stephen (04:56:37) :

this is great! I have to repost it. ha!