Don’t take this personally .. Imaginary Inquisition (I mean Interview) Interviewer: "what is your theological position"? Crazy Maker: … changing? Interviewer: are you orthodox? Crazy Maker: Not eastern Interviewer: are you a heretic? Crazy Maker: yes as far as Vipers are concerned! (HT: John the Baptist) Interviewer: so you are emergent? Crazy Maker: hmmm …….